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*Hears noises at night*:
Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
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*Gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
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*Heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
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*A cop walks by*:
Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
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*Taking a test*:
Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
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*Gets a sunburn*:
Skin cancer
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